New Scratcher Joined 3 years, 3 months ago United Kingdom

About me

Good day to all of you two-legged peasants. 'Tis I, Sir Moose.

What I'm working on

We moose are able to run at a speed of 35mph, whereas you humans can only achieve a maximum of 28mph, making it impossible to escape our wrath. Please take this into consideration.

What I've been doing


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