I made this studio for one reason, to solve my mess. Please help me. I literally am friendless now!
Ok, here goes everything...
I like to ship. A lot. Me and my friends make jokes like, "Billy had to help Susie, I SHIP IT!" and stuff like that. Well obviously people didn't like it. I thought they did, because some of the people even joked about their ships on their own. Most of ships they didn't like were made by other people, but I knew about them and talked about them, so they thought I started them. This one boy now started rumors that I have a crush on this kid I HATE! Every time I go near them, they all scream really loudly; "IT BURNS, IT BURNS, IT BURNS, IT BURNS!" Now they are making me be slaves and making me take dares and oreos from everyone that I shipped! (AND DIDN'T SHIP) And I mean really DISGUSTINGLY DIRTY-MINDED DARES!
-Lifeless Dead Soul