Post your fav funny moments from any book/movie series!

I have SO many but I really like these 2:
"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair." -Rosalie Hale, Twilight.
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"Hey Potter, I hear Warrington's sworn to knock you of your broom this Saturday." (Pansy Parkinson to Harry Potter) "Warrington's aim is so pathetic, I'd be more concerned if he were aiming for the person next to me." (Harry to Pansy) ~ @GrangerPotterWeasley

"You forgot to wear gloves" (Ian Kabra to Jake Rosenbloom)
~ @star-wars-person

"Excuse me, I have to go vomit" (Hermione Granger to Harry Potter about Ron Weasley and Lavender Brown) ~ @cadburyscratch

"I'm as happy as a pig eating bacon." -Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events. ~ @the-remaker

"Don't be stopped by someone else's dreams." - Jungkook ~ @blc06

"A red sun rises, blood has been split this night." -Legolas from LOTR ~ @stroughter
"Come on Harry, you're not looking at us," said Ron. "You're not looking at me!" said Harry. "Maybe you're taking it in turns and keep missing each other," said Hermione. -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix~ @cadburyscratch
"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket~ @ilove-renjee
“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward Cullen. ~ @BellatrixNarcissa
"What zodiac sign are you? I'm a Leo." "No, I'm a Leo, you're a Percy." (Leo Valdez and Percy Jackson)~ @DolphinGirl017
“I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.” ― Stephanie Meyer, Twilight ~ @BellatrixNarcissa
Starflight: "There's a tree. In the forest." Glory: "NO way! a TREE?!? In the FOREST?!?!" ~ @SilvertheCoder