OKAY! *laughs* Sorry to loud. Also sorry if you don't want to be invited. And beware of the story! So let's go with life story #1.
*thinking* Me to me: Let's do a recent one sort of...
#1!!! So I went on this three day field trip with a class (end of 8th grade was going to highschool) and it was basically for 7th graders who were becoming 8th graders. I was supposed to help them feel better of themselves, be serious for 8th grade or they wouldn't get promoted to got to high school. So the we went to a ranch, but really it was at the mountains so still a ranch, and the first 2 days were epic! We went hiking and did a bunch of stuff. So on the last day, I was with a group of 8th graders (so basically I was already known as 9th grader, that was why), and in the morning I was up to go for a run (what I always do when I wake up in the morning) and the 8th graders were actually up and waiting at my door knowing I was going for a run. I asked: Did you guys need something?
Them: No, we wanted to go with you but walking
Me: Oh.... but why?
Them: No reason, we just liked hanging out with you
Me: *laughing* Ok, well how about this, let me sneak in the cafeteria and get some carrots and apples and I'll take you somewhere (a place I found when running the previous morning),
Me: Don't worry, I won't do anything to you guys *laughing*
So I go, and get the carrots and apples and lead them to where the horses, pigs, and chickens and llamas and ALPACAS!! >.< were. They were super happy and then we gave most of them food (I didn't know if we were allowed to but we did either way XD). And then we went to the two horses, one female and one male. The female ate and then just nuzzled us, but the male was not eating much but nuzzled us the wrong way. And we realized he had something (which u guys should have guessed by now) and we went one by one to see who it was for, and it turns out it was....
I was shocked and they were laughing at me and telling me to get it but I was like nooooo wayyyy.
So yeah, that was funny but embarrassing as well XD