Sandstorm: Heyo! Welcome to ask Sandstorm! Ask me anything! (Except to kiss anyone. Never kissing.)
Firestar and Spottedleaf: Exactly.
Sandstorm: HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!
Yellowfang: Firestar invited us...
Firestar: I didn’t do anything!
Sandstorm: YEAH RIGHT
Darkstripe: *walking with Tigerstar* Hey someone invited us here apparent—YOU
More about Sandstorm
(Written by Sandstorm)
Name: Sandstorm (duh!)
Age: 119 moons
Pelt design: shown above in the picture
Warrior by Ke$ha
Die Young by Ke$ha
Crazy Kids by Ke$ha
Holla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani
I KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE EXPLICIT THEYRE STILL GOOD
Food: GIMMIE DAT PIZZA
Mate: Firestar, duh!
Smartness level: Street smart.
Well, my decent friend *cough cough* maid *cough cough*
is Ashfur, and Tigerstar is very fluffy *hugs Tigerstar*
Even more extra:
And that is how I’m related to Starclan.
Asks, dares, ETC
'What is 3 to the third power by 99 tenths of a third divided by 12(x) if the value of x is equal to 666?'- @codehob08
Answer: Sandstorm: A number that I don't know
Ashfur: It’s 297/7992
'I dare you to attack firestar and say "You killed my precious Tigerstar!"' @Bramblestar23
Answer: Sandstorm: Fiiiiiiiiine. Firestar: WHAT NO DON'T D-- Sandstorm: you killed my precious Tigerstar!! *attacks*
Tigerstar: *blushes really hard* Sandstorm: *whole face turns red*
'I dare you to hug Tigerstar and Darkstripe and say 'I choose you' In front of Firestar!' - @bluestar12345676
Answer: Sandstorm: Ugh fiiiine *hugs both of them* I choose you * says very flatly* Firestar: Alright here’s your poke balls *Tigerstar and Darkstripe get sucked into a pokeball* HERES YOUR POKÉMON *throws it at her*
‘I dare you to eat hollyleaf in front of jayfeather while slurping’- @cs1247321
Sandstorm: WHYYYYY Hollyleaf: *backs up* grandma, WHY DID YOU MAKE A DARE COLUMN Sandstorm: because it’s worth it. *makes puppets* *puppet Sandstorm eats puppet Hollyleaf* *shows play to Jayfeather**Hollyleaf slurps noodles next to Jayfeather* What did you think? Jayfeather: I can’t seeeeeeeeee
‘I dare you to throw potatoes at Firestar :)’-fisys2
Answer: Sandstorm: Okay HE TOTALLY DESERVES IT Firestar: *hidden behind fifty layers of pillows* please do not hurts me i is a VERY DELICATE LEADER Sandstorm: *starts blasting Delicate by Taylor Swift* Firestar: HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOU *flips out*
‘I dare you to yell at Firestar for breathing and then chuck wild garlic at him’ -Willowbreeze645
Answer: Sandstorm: well, he’s pretty busy right now *potatoe chucker is chasing Firestar* I’ll sic a garlic chucker at him. FIRESTAR QUIT BREATHIN SO LOUDLY SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYIN TO DO A DARE!!!! *releases the garlic chucker* Firestar: *runs off yelling ‘MOMMY’ while being chased by cannons shooting potatoes and garlic*
‘Feed Firestar to Tigerstar with a shovel while hugging Yellowfang’ -cs1247321
Answer: Sandstorm: Alright then. *hugs Yellowfang and throws a Firestar puppet at Tigerstar with a shovel* Tigerstar: *puppet bounces off face* I’d rather eat fox dung. Firestar(the actual cat): Um thanks? Yellowfang: Okay you did the dare. Now let me go. *pulls away from Sandstorm* Sandstorm: Good cause you smell like crow food.