Today, I got a very nice blueberry. I cut it into very nice cat sized pieces for my cat, named Mink. I expected her to enjoy it, but no.
She did the unthinkable. She crushed the innocent blueberry with her foot.
My friends, we must acknowledge that innocent blueberries lose their lives each day, all because of cats stepping on them.
Spread awareness. Save a blueberry.
In the comments, please share your heart-breaking stories of innocent blueberries who left too soon, or the murderous cat, who took the lives of innocent fruit.
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I assure you, I am sane. Uh, if this offends you in some way, I’m sorry? I mean, I don’t know why this would offend somebody, but just a precaution? I dunno. This is just for fun.