*You look for someone, anyone. But no one is there.*
*Suddenly, a stage lights up,*
*A figure falls down each stair and loudly shouts* "Ow!"
*The figure reveals itself..*
*It's King dedede.*
*My goodness, how many characters are going to be roleplayed as on this account*

"Hello! Welcome, I have an announcement! There's no one one else on this roleplay account! Except me! And Escargoon but nobody care's about him. I tied everyone up and threw em in a closet! Except for dat dere kirby.. But I'll get him. That's right! No more clowns, no more mary sue ocs, No insane doritos!. Just me!"

*It seems King Dedede has temporarily taken over*
*Oh my.*
*The admin is in a corner sipping lemonade peacefully.*

(I got bored and yah-)