let's get started, shall we?
Johnny: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK-
D: Is it true you love me more than toast?
D: ANSWER ME
D: Well why did you tell toast you had found someone else by the name of doyoung? Calling me handsome and whatnot-
T: oh-uh- that! no that was a different doyoung.
D: ur kinda sus but ok
D: I can see why you like me. I am better than that dumb toast any day.
T: toast is not dumb!
D: Yes, I agree. In fact, YOURE the one who's dumb because you broke up with toast.
D: what did toast do wrong?
T: IT WAS TOO HARD. TOO CRUNCHY
D: thats ur own fault
T: BLAME MARMALADE
D: no, blame urself
Johnny: *throws camera on floor*
NCT Manager: Hey taeyong. um. well lately many nctzens have been wondering about the dotae ship and they need an official statement about what's going on.
T: ok. *goes on i g and posts a pic* dotae is nonexistent everyone. it's jaeyong.
D: LEE TAEYONG. GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
D: I'M SORRY, WHY DID YOU SAY DOTAE AIN'T A THING?!
T: cuz we aren't?....
T: WAIT WE ARE?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LOVE ANYONE???!!!
Johnny: *throws cake at the camera*
D: but jaeyong.....huh
Jaehyun: *walks in*
J: Hey taeyong. *fLiRtY wink*
T: hey *hugs jae*
D: YOU'RE ALL FREAKS
Johnny: WE'RE GONNA TAKE A QUICK COMMERCIAL BREAK-
D: tae- i actually loved you- maybe- i thought- i'm not sure- but i thought we could do something together!
D: how about dinner tonight? my place?
T: I'm sorry but Jae-
D: OH FORGET ABOUT JAEHYUN HE'S A FREAK
Johnny: we're just gonna burn the house real quick-
T: I was gonna say Jaemin...
D: why u stealing Jeno's man, huh? No one messed with my Jeno, okay? UNDERSTOOD?
D: F R E A K
Johnny: wE- uM- bYe
T: *sitting on bed*
D: *walks in and locks the door*
D: sign these
T: divorce papers?
D: yes I AM DIVORCING NCT
Johnny: *panics* FGHGRDEFGHGF
Doyoung and Taeyong are now over. Taeyong now spent time with his precious Jaehyun. Or so we thought.....
Director: aight acting is done good job!
T: well, that was fun!
D: yeah that was an interesting breakup story. I'm so glad aIsHa pRoDuCtIoNs let us do this.
T: also ur acting strangely nice today.....
D: I can punch you right now if you'd like
Johnny: Meet our mom and dad, Dotae, the forever bickerers.
BOI WHAT IS THIS- anyways hope you enjoyed