So, there was a faker.
Turns out, they got ahold of the real one's password.
Heh, I caught them.
Guess I'm a detective now, eh?
Read it all. Please.
...All of you. You see? Especially, this is my favorite bit;
"OK fine! You caught me, whatcha gonna do now? Huh?!"
See who it's from?
Maybe I'd make a good cop, heh.