WELCOME. THIS IS THE BICYCLE RESTAURANT 2. JOIN NOW AND SERVE DELICIOUS ELMOS. ELMO BICYCLE IS THE CURRENT THUMBNAIL. DONT QUESTION IT OR WE SHALL DEVOUR YOUR EARS.
Karen & Boomer Donations:
***There are different Karens and Boomers you can donate. Karens include anti-vac Karens, let-me-speak-to-your-manager Karens, and give-my-child-your-belongings Karens etc. Boomers include kids-these-days boomers, this-is-not-good-enough boomers, and anti-mask boomers etc.***
Mega Meal Deal:
crumpled bed sheets/fried cotton stuffing/healthy peeled crayons/burnt ashes (of paper) sauce/the remains of an exploded hair dryer/cold lava cake/mashed chimpanzee limbs/pickled spaghetti decorated with bugs/ yellow dictionaries with hard cat fur/roasted tape measures/injured cupboards/blue gel pens covered in moldy honey/coal-soaked eraser bits/hot tar with bird-feather pudding
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