This morning, I received a memo from Cubey:
“Yeet is bad
Yert ain’t good
And I like to drink Hood
All members of the CC
Should join the Bananas Are In Turmoil Army
Or shall feel the wrath
Of the Cubist Expeditionary Forces.
Rhyming is for birds.”
You must join the “Bananas Are In Turmoil Army”, and say “The Bananas are in turmoil” at every opportunity. This is an order, there are no exceptions. You are not allowed to be part of the yeet or yert army. Anyone who does not listen must only say “Cubey über alles” for 2 weeks, then dump their head in a bucket of milk. Platypus milk. If it doesn’t exist, too bad.
If you are a yeeter or yerter leave the studio immediately
Say “The Bananas are in turmoil” frequently.
If you are a vegetarian / vegan, chocken is not associated with chicken.
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