Hehehe, huhuhu... answer the question, I simply request that of you!! *laugh*
((Thanks for the inspiration @____Error !! :D))
1. You're insane-
2. why am i here =`.´=
3. Wait a minute... who ARE you? *the man behind the slaughter plays in the background as Asriel turns purple*
4. My dear lord of Chalkolithism and Buff-Helpy-ism, how may I assist you? ((this isn't RP that's just a joke-))
5. "Hello, Asriel, 'friend'..." ((that's specifically for you, Error XD))
6. M- master, how may I assist you...?
7. Um... are you okay?
8. Wanna be friends?
9. I- I.... I have a crush on you...! *Asriel: *runs and hides**
10. A- Are you okay...?
11. You disgusting little [insert insult here]
12. *yeets chalk*
13. S- Son... ((heya Asgore this one's for the dead goat- XD))
14. What IS that wierd glitchy thing?
15. A- Asriel! I- It's me! D- Don't you remember...? ((For all you poor souls that were Asriel's friends-))
16. "Hello World-" ((That one's for you, Fatal- XD))
17. * F L E E *
18. You're a misunderstood little hero~~~ (might put that on Scratch soon it's a song I made up XD)
19. I mean I know you exist-