Hello! Welcome to tfcrp but for pink pint-sized pills! What is tfcrp but for pricy puffy peppermints? Well, I've been on scratch for a long time, so I've seen my fair share of roleplays. I thought it would be nice to try and roleplay, but I know literally nothing about roleplaying. So, I created this! Nobody should understand what they're doing here, so no embarrassment from not knowing how to roleplay can come from here. That's because there are like, no rules! There are a few we have to establish so this place doesn't go to chaos though.
ok so, dont be a jerk. thats obvious. anyway, when roleplaying, you dont have to follow many rules as in you dont have to be consistent. you dont have to be consistent of the time or place! its ok to injure or even kill off other cats, because all cats are immortal and can feel no pain (they all get revived by falling out of the sky). generally, try to keep roleplays lighthearted. thats what this place is all about!
creating a cat
how do you create a cat? easy! just type the name of your cat in the comments and ask to be a curator! since we dont have to be consistent about anything, we dont have to care about looks or age OR EVEN PERSONALITY because that all can instantly be changed, seamlessly. in fact, the only reason you have to have a name is to make it easier to identify cats with a person. try keeping cat names realistic and simple, though. don't make anything too crazy. if you cant think of anything, just do your username+cat. for example, i would be soggywater-cat, but you can also shorten it. soggywater-cat is long, so you can just go ahead and call me soggy-cat.
do you need help roleplaying? well, i created an example of how roleplays should 'play' (snicker) out in here (you see what i did there? play? as in roleplay? im so funny lol)
cat-a looked to the stars. then realized there werent any stars because of light polution.
cat-b walked through the door with finger guns, which was totally epic. "chickennn" he said, handsomely.
cat-a solemnly turned around, eyes glistening. "that doesnt make any sense." she said.
cat-b was filled with indescribable fury and rage. suddenly an earthquake happened which formed a cliff which they were now standing on. "i shouldve done this a long time ago" he spat. he pushed cat-a off the cliff.
in her last moments, cat-a looked back. with a glazed look in her eyes, she stared at cat-b. "bruh moment" she simply said, falling down the cliff and like, i dunno, dying or something.
list of all cats
ok, so ive decided to also add a list of all the cats that have been spawned into existence. might as well, right? it might be useful to have if more people join (which i really hope is gonna happen).
?-inactive or somthin idk we probably just dont know where they went
( @soggywater me!)
not evil cat
strawlingcru ( @Raindrops_In_Water_)
the inactivity fox
X ( @deeshy02) X
chase from pawpatrol
star (is raimbowandfaadfsaksdjkh- fsdjakfsdkjlsadfaaa)
? ( @_Lilaq_Pearl) ?
few other things
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ credit to whoever drew the thumbnail i just took it from google and added the face onto it lol. also, after a conversation with @softmoon (go follow her for real ok not just saying shes really cool go like right now) i have decided to also add that THIS IS JUST A JOKE! im so sorry if i offend anybody! i dont mean anything by this, i just thought it would be funny ;D.
Oh by the way, the title was changed pretty recently. instead of tfcrp but for morons (pretend i whispered that) its tfcrp but for padded pillow piles, due to a complaint about the word moron (i whispered that too)
total number of cats-6
times i have said "omg" in the comments section-6