+ we are mandrakes
+ express hate idc because we screech so loud we can't hear you
+ mandrake count below
+ mandrake chat below
+ if you have a remotely mandrake related project [hp] notify bean
+ @tiredbean [founder]
+ @ Birb_Animates
mandrake screech [chat]
bean: extensive screeching
feather: screeching intensifies
sheep: S C R E E C H
jex: S c R o I c H
bean: ooh crunchyy
Ava: Bye >:3
FurryBoi: yeee yee yeee yee yee
tiq: you rip me out and i SCREEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEAMMM
bean: im concerned about tiq's mental health at this point
squirtle: squortle? SQUORTLE!!! SQUORTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bear: when my mom first saw a mandrake, she called it a “screaming baby tree” XD
pigeon: To be fair, she's not really wrong. Mandrakes, or Mandragora, first appeared in the Chamber of Secrets, Chapter Six. The name was first mentioned on Page 91, to be exact. Mandrakes were first described as, "... a small, muddy, and extremely ugly baby popped out of the earth. The leaves were growing right out of its head. He had pale green, mottled skin, and was clearly bawling at the top of his lungs."
Bear: True, but it's just funny that she calls them that XD
jex: the wisdom
Bear: much wisdom
Lilac: much very much *contines to scree*
Jex: the wisest shall be wiser *scroich*
bean: ALSO I'M IN LOVE WITH DRACO MALFOY AND IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT HIM I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL TO SHREDS BECAUSE HE IS MINE. MINE.
feather: AS LONG AS I GET LUNA LOVEGOOD
pigeon: Sorry, no. Luna is MINE.
raine: excuse me? Luna is MINE!
bean: i mean at least i get draco
[just wait till jex gets here oml she's gonna whip me]
Holly: I HAVE A STUDY DATE WITH HERRMIONE *Makes absolute nerd face* So i bid you adju- SCREEEEEE Adjure (or however you spell it
YS: hi ya *my cat plops down next to me*
Holly: *carries Crookshanks in her arms while he bite and scratches me* 'I think he likes me! =D
Jex: *winces* yUp
Lilac: ohno poor rat who isnt a rat uou
bean: rip sanity 2k20
lilac: whut is sanity :0000
bean: honestly i'm a little shocked lilac doesn't know what sanity is. if anything, she wouldn't know what intelligence is. [im so so sorry lilac ily but i had to do that]
pigeon: *cough* roasted *cough*
twoad: what is all t
jex: m A n d r A k E
pigeon: I know a man... named Drake ... So we call him MANDRAKE! ahhahah (get it?)
jex: drake o
pigeon: I believe that I am slowly going insane...
Holly: People always ask me on what level is your sanity and i say "What Sanity?"
bean: ; v ;
i have lost sanity -lilac?
pigeon: I'm not sure that I ever even had sanity
jex: Sanity refers to the soundness, rationality, and health of the human mind, as opposed to insanity. A person is sane if they are rational. In modern society, the term has become exclusively synonymous with compos mentis, in contrast with non compos mentis, or insanity, meaning troubled conscience.
Oop. I have lost it owo -lilac
Pepe: sanity who? ahahaha. Hah.
jex: i have a secret
jex: insanity is the opposite of sanity
Bear: I KNEW IT! >;3
jex: no you didnt
bean: HOII AAAA I ACTUALLY WAS ACTIVE FOR ONCE
pigeon: what an unorthodox occurrence
jex: this studio is dying
Random person who is too lazy to type her username but still wants to this: DRAPPLE IS MY OTP
nic: hey try and figure me out lol
nic: I could have sworn I was bean for a second bc that's my school nickname
nic: anyways keepin the vibe alive
bean: yessir / yesmaam