"My magnesium hydroxide convulse brings all the male homosapiens to the terrace!"
~Jimmy Neutron 2020
(Translation: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.")
"I put sodium chloride on my Solanum tuberosum!"
~Smart Jim Jam
(Translation: "I put salt on my potato.")
"Consume the edible substance, portable homo sapien!"
(Translation: "Have at it, kid.")
The only creature Shrek will tolerate is Jimmy Neutron himself, since he's GOOD LOOKIN'
The Shrek Empire WELCOMES YOU.
(An interview with Mr. Neutron.)
His worst enemy is Peter Griffin, he doesn't like his face!
As we interviewed Mr. Neutron, we asked him why he doesn't like Mr. Griffin. In which he replied with:
"He's ugly! And he smells of cheese!" he declared.
"Also, he used to bully me in High School, and it was bad! Made me bad! Sad!"
Cried the distraught Neutron.
"It doesn't matter now, I have an I.Q. of 30,000, so It's going good! I can also read your mind with my smart MIND READING ABILITIES!"
Our staff recoiled.
Apparently, someone in our room was thinking about something bad, and Mr. Neutron got offended.
"WHY DID YOU THINK THAT?!?!?!"
Mr. Neutron proceeded to calculate the angle of where to throw the chair he picked up, and chucked them at our staff.
The staff member shrieked, and jumped out of the window.
Mr. Neutron smacked his hands together, as if he accomplished something. "He deserved it!" He said.
We looked out the window, and saw... he was no longer there.
Our staff mourns him.