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91
thalia : okay, let's say that you haven't eaten for a day and you need food. what do you do?
minnie : I drive to sammo's house and ask him to make a sandwich
thalia : okay, but what if sam wasn't there?
minnie : where would he be?
thalia : uhh... he had to leave the country for something.
minnie : what? is he okay?!
thalia : he's fine
minnie : well if he's fine I don't see why he can't make me a sandwich
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92
lauren : now that I've explained the answer to this problem to you for ten minutes, do you understand?
minnie : yes.
lauren : ...are you lying to me?
minnie : ...yes.
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93
minnie : bro do you have a map
--- : why, are you lost?
minnie : yeah, in your eyes
--- : bro
minnie : bro
⠀- meanwhile -
minnie : bro do you have a map
raiden : why are you asking me for a map you have an iphone open the d♥♥n map app what happened to "minnie being absolutely fully capable?" I guess there really were rumors around the world d♥♥m cant even think to use the map app for directions smh how are you going to live?
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94
??? : woah 38 boxes of mac and cheese. having a party tonight?
minnie :
??? :
minnie :
??? :
minnie : sure.
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95
ray : why is lauren on the floor?
minnie : you see, it's a really funny story-
ray : is that blood?
minnie : you mean ketchup?
ray : omg why are you holding a shovel
minnie : so what happened was-
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96
lauren : so what's the secret of having those red, plump lips minnie?
minnie : I-
--- : he uses my lips
lauren :
minnie :
--- :
--- : and sometimes my d-
lauren : ok that's it-
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97
minnie : --- texted me 'your cute' so I texted him back 'no, YOU'RE cute'
??? : and?
minnie : now we're dating. we've been on six dates. all I did was point out a typo, but I like him too so I'm not gonna say anything
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98
??? : have you heard of murphy's law?
minnie : no
??? : if something can go wrong, it will go wrong
minnie : oh. well have you heard of cole's law?
??? : no, what is it?
minnie : thinly sliced cabbage.
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99
minnie : I would like to climb on the roof and shout out "I am a homosexual in love with xxx, another homosexual!"
xxx : okay, well, let's have breakfast first, and then go to work, and then let's not do that.
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100
minnie : 'knowledge' is knowing that tomato is a fruit. 'wisdom' is not putting it in a fruit salad.
lauren : that was deep.
millie : 'philosophy' is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
lauren : that was deeper.
thalia : 'common sense' is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie, ya nasties.
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101
??? : what do you have planned for the future?
minnie : lunch
??? : I meant long term.
minnie : ...dinner?
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