Wow hi yeah, I'm going to keep making these because they're fun to make and sorry if you didn't wanna be invited *cri*
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eli : okay, we gotta get through this locked door. minnie quick give me your credit card.
minnie : here.
eli, pocketing it : cool. sam, kick the door down.
ray [ whispering ] : ayo, what's the wifi password here?
minnie : this is a funeral
ray [ typing ] : this..is..a....funeral
ray : it's not working?
--- : minnie tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone, but then all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went, 'I guess it's a conference call'
minnie : [ full of love and admiration ]
minnie : ~I love you~
gavin : [ squints eyes ]
gavin : are you talking to me or the cat that just sat down in my lap?
minnie : ...............
minnie : yes.
thalia : are you okay?
minnie [ using slices of bread as flip flops ] : yeah, why do you ask?
minnie : if you put a slice of turkey in a cd player, will it play the turkey's whole life story?
thalia : none of the parenting books I've read could have prepared me for you
minnie [ falls down ]
--- : are you okay?
minnie : yeah, just checking if gravity still works
jesse : you shouldn't be using a straw
minnie : I know, I know. It's bad for the environment.
jesse [ concerned ] : It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti, minnie
gavin, visibly disappointed : why did your grades drop minnie?
minnie : they did not drop, gavin.
minnie, now s♥♥t-dropping : they got down and dirty ;'^
[ at a cafe ]
minnie : can I have bergy bits with my orange juice?
ray : you mean pulp?
thalia : bergy bits are icebergs
waiter : ...so you want ice
minnie : [ pauses at the door before locking it ] : okay so I have my notebooks and my homework, what am I missing??
minnie : ...that's right! my sanity. but I don't think I need that. [ locks door ]
minnie : I wasn't drunk!
tori : you colored my face with a highlighter and said that I was important
minnie [ choking on tears ] : but you are!
[ loud thudding noises ]
millie : what was that?
ray : a box fell down the stairs
millie : that sounded a lot heavier than a box.
ray : minnie was in it.
minnie : any good nicknames you wanna call me?
eli : min
vince : disappointment
millie : do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?
minnie : they do.
eloise : why do you say that with such certainty?
??? : I want to spice things up
minnie : you know I can't eat spicy food
??? : no, I meant in the bedroom-
minnie : I can't eat spicy food anywhere, ???.
[ when minnie gets married ]
xxx : minnie got drunk after our wedding reception and tried to tear up our marriage certificate.
xxx : he said, "you can't return me without the receipt."
xxx : I love him.
minnie, stuffing his mouth with candy : the future is meaningless but sugar is now
???1 : your smile? it makes my day
???2 : your happiness? I live for that
vince : a room? please f♥♥king get one
minnie : hotel? trivago.
minnie : if you say anything in french, it automatically becomes fancy and poetic.
mille : baguette.
minnie : waffles are just pancakes with abs.
minnie, rollerblading into his therapist's office with sunglasses and a pina colada : maurice, you're not gonna f♥♥king believe this,-
[ at work interview ]
minnie : my name is Hwang Mincheon, but you can call me
minnie : [ puts on sunglasses ]
minnie: anytime ;)
minnie [ signing ] : I'm not talking
thalia, while sharpening a knife : we've got ways of making people talk.
thalia : [ cuts a piece of cake ]
minnie : can I have some?
thalia : cake is for talkers.
minnie : 'sleepy' is way more cuter than 'tired'. people should stop using 'tired' and use 'sleepy' after this.
gavin : I'm so sleepy of your s♥♥t.
minnie : hyung, wanna play 20 questions?
--- : sure
minnie : okay, you go first
--- : um what's your favorite color?
minnie : triangle. so do you like boys?
minnie : and in the end, we are all human beans.
maddie : and together we will rice!
eli : lettuce pray
minnie : ramen.
[ in a group chat ]
???1 : what is 'yoink'
???2 : yoink is the opposite of yeet
???3 : but it's just as fast
minnie : the lord yeetith and the lord yoinkith away
thalia : what the f♥♥k am I reading
[ at a restaurant ]
waiter : would you like a table?
minnie : no, not at all, I came here to eat on floor, carpet for seven please
ray : don't worry, I've got a few knifes up my sleeve.
minnie : I think you meant tricks.
lauren : she did not
ray , pulling out knifes : I did not.
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