## Discuss Scratch

- Chibi-Matoran
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### Math puns

It is from Joefarebrother's signature. (√-1)(2^3)Σπ

(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

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Cassian && ||

- PearlPlatypus2048
- Scratcher

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This discussion is going off on a tangent…

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- goldfish678
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

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what do you call a trigonometric ratio that agrees to pay their friend's loan debt This discussion is going off on a tangent…

a cosiner

- red_king_cyclops
- Scratcher

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Notice: The below jokes were not made by me.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who aren't.

Why weren't sin and tan invited to the party? Just cos!

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who aren't.

Why weren't sin and tan invited to the party? Just cos!

2+2=4

2*2=4

2^2=4

2^^2=4

2^^^2=4

2^^^^2=4

…

I see a pattern.

- 1a3c5e7g9i
- Scratcher

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A farmer gathered his sheep, and he saw 190 of them,

but his wife saw 184 sheep.

“I rounded them up,” said the farmer.

but his wife saw 184 sheep.

“I rounded them up,” said the farmer.

Wao how is that possible

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- GoldyIsland
- Scratcher

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Why don't you drive on interstate highways?

Because they are imaginary (They begin with “I”)

Why don't you drive by the pie shop?

It's irrational

Because they are imaginary (They begin with “I”)

Why don't you drive by the pie shop?

It's irrational

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- onlyNones
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I believe tHis should be transferred somewhere……

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- bybb
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elieve tHis should be transferred somewhere……This has been here since 2016, it's unlikely that it would be transferred and also fits the ATs due to the past post history mainly containing advanced mathematical jokes. I b

- onlyNones
- Scratcher

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Oh, okay.This has been here since 2016, it's unlikely that it would be transferred and also fits the ATs due to the past post history mainly containing advanced mathematical jokes. …

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- TheAspiringHacker
- Scratcher

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Remember, the Scratch Community Guidelines say to "be constructive." Be sure to report posts that require the law of the excluded middle.

EDIT: Whoops, I saw a math joke thread in Things I'm Reading and Playing a while ago, but couldn't find it now, so I searched math joke threads with constraint site:scratch.mit.edu/discuss with multiple results appearing, and I posted in the wrong topic. I meant to post in the more recent https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/317423/. Oh well, maybe ATers would like my constructive joke better than people in TIRAP.

EDIT: Whoops, I saw a math joke thread in Things I'm Reading and Playing a while ago, but couldn't find it now, so I searched math joke threads with constraint site:scratch.mit.edu/discuss with multiple results appearing, and I posted in the wrong topic. I meant to post in the more recent https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/topic/317423/. Oh well, maybe ATers would like my constructive joke better than people in TIRAP.

*Last edited by TheAspiringHacker (Dec. 29, 2018 00:09:11)*

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- Scratch---Cat
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

This should be in the “Things l'm Reading And Playing” forum, I suspect.

But wait…

But wait…

i :: reporter operatorsAn “i” reporter?

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- zhuoranma2006
- Scratcher

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{} ( 1 ) is a [ whole v] number :: ring sensing

( 3 ) is an [ odd v] number :: sensing

< 7 :: operators > is a [ hexagon v] number :: sensing boolean

[ 9 ] is a [ square v] number :: sensing

( -1 :: obsolete ) is a [ negative v] number :: reporter obsolete

( 10 v) is a [triangle v] number :: sensing cap

( (1) / (3) :: operators reporter ) is a [ recursive v] {

} number :: sensing cap loop

( Pi :: operators ) is an [ irrational v] number :: extension

// i is an imaginary number

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枇杷

枇杷不是此琵琶,只怨当年识字差

- Scratch---Cat
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- Nambaseking01
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10 + 9 = 21

sorry

sorry

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- TheAspiringHacker
- Scratcher

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Yes. Ln is a logarithm. Logarithm means, “To what power do I have to raise a number to get this result?” Ln is the logarithm for the constant e, meaning that ln(x) = y where e^y = x. But that doesn't matter here. Any number raised to the power of 0 = 1, so e^0 = 1. Therefore, ln(1) = 0.<[0] =([ln v] of (1):: operators):: operators>0 is In 1 ??????

Why does every number raised to the power of 0 = 1? See the pattern:

…

a^-2 = 1/a/a = 1/a^2

a^-1 = 1/a

a^0 = 1

a^1 = 1 * a

a^2 = 1 * a * a

a^3 = 1 * a * a * a

…

P.S. Fractional exponents are roots. For example, a^1/2 means the square root of a, and a^3/2 means the square root of a raised to the power of 3.

*Last edited by TheAspiringHacker (Jan. 25, 2020 19:50:23)*

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- DarkCrystal42
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This is more of a math joke, but…

Three statisticians are going duck hunting. Pretty quickly, they find a duck. The first statistician fires left of the duck… and misses the duck by exactly one meter. The second statistician fires right of the duck… and also misses the duck by exactly one meter. The third statistician is overjoyed and shouts “Yes!” The other statisticians ask him why he's so happy when he hasn't even shot yet. The statistician explains: “You missed by one meter on the left and you missed by one meter on the right! That means statistically, I should make my shot!” He then fires a shot… and misses by exactly one meter above the duck.

“Dang!” The statistician says. “I didn't get a big enough sample size!”

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Three statisticians are going duck hunting. Pretty quickly, they find a duck. The first statistician fires left of the duck… and misses the duck by exactly one meter. The second statistician fires right of the duck… and also misses the duck by exactly one meter. The third statistician is overjoyed and shouts “Yes!” The other statisticians ask him why he's so happy when he hasn't even shot yet. The statistician explains: “You missed by one meter on the left and you missed by one meter on the right! That means statistically, I should make my shot!” He then fires a shot… and misses by exactly one meter above the duck.

“Dang!” The statistician says. “I didn't get a big enough sample size!”

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What is 3 squared? A backwards “E”

- zhuoranma2006
- Scratcher

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Line segment OK

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O KNo, this is not Line segment OK. This is Line segment KO.

Last edited by someone (October 10, 1582)

This signature is kumquat-proof, but it is not loquat-proof…

Sorry, the rest of this signature is eaten by an evil loquat.

此个性签名已为琵琶所食。

枇杷

枇杷不是此琵琶,只怨当年识字差