## Discuss Scratch

- goldfish678
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

I figured this would fit best in the ATs.

Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?

I'll start:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

Sorry if this is unfitting

Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?

I'll start:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

Sorry if this is unfitting

*Last edited by goldfish678 (July 20, 2016 20:02:17)*

- technoboy10
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Don't you think this topic is a little… derivative?

sorrynotsorry

sorrynotsorry

*Last edited by technoboy10 (July 20, 2016 21:14:27)*

trans rights are human rights

- TheMonsterOfTheDeep
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

My teacher told me that the area of the circle is pi r squared.

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!

my latest extension: 2d vector math

- liam48D
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

I thought I'd post some time related puns, but I can't seem to think of any this time

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

202e-202e-202e-202e-202e UNI-CODE~~~~~

- Gaza101
- Scratcher

500+ posts

### Math puns

Why was the Canadian hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Because 7 8 9 A.

- MegaApuTurkUltra
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Don't drink and derive, guys

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"

- bobbybee
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

“Ooo, can I call you Señorita Bee?” ~Chibi-Matoran

- Firedrake969
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Those who will read the joke in (baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

binary

trinary

quaternary

base-5

base-6

base-7

base-8

…

base-N

'17 rickoid

bf97b44a7fbd33db070f6ade2b7dc549

- BookOwl
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

(√-1)(2^3)Σπ

(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

who needs signatures

- goldfish678
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Yup.3i Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

3 eye

- PullJosh
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

—

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

- BookOwl
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Here's a good one:

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician

Every one of them a splinter in my eye

I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve

I fear the Cantor Ternary Set

The Sierpinski Gasket makes me wanna cry

And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings

On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

– “Mandelbrot Set” by Jonathan Coulton

who needs signatures

- comp09
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

—

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

- liam48D
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

I keep seeing people put little to no time into the songs, though.. time, time again..… there's just not enough time for that.http://i.cubeupload.com/fzEIPj.png

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202e-202e-202e-202e-202e UNI-CODE~~~~~

- MegaApuTurkUltra
- Scratcher

1000+ posts

### Math puns

Somebody didn't get the /s“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

—

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"

- master_tolkien
- Scratcher

100+ posts

### Math puns

What is PA + PN + LA + LN? It's a (P+L)(A+N) that's been foiled.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

SCRRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYTTTTCCHHHHH…

Swift, computer architecture, hippos.

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