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goldfish678
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Math puns

I figured this would fit best in the ATs.

Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?

I'll start:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

Sorry if this is unfitting

Last edited by goldfish678 (July 20, 2016 20:02:17)

technoboy10
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Math puns

Don't you think this topic is a little… derivative?
sorrynotsorry

Last edited by technoboy10 (July 20, 2016 21:14:27)


trans rights are human rights
TheMonsterOfTheDeep
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Math puns

My teacher told me that the area of the circle is pi r squared.

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!


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liam48D
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Math puns

I thought I'd post some time related puns, but I can't seem to think of any this time

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

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Gaza101
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Why was the Canadian hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A.

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MegaApuTurkUltra
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Math puns

Don't drink and derive, guys

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"
bobbybee
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(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

“Ooo, can I call you Señorita Bee?” ~Chibi-Matoran
Firedrake969
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bobbybee wrote:

(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..
Those who will read the joke in
binary
trinary
quaternary
base-5
base-6
base-7
base-8

base-N

'17 rickoid

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comp09
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Math puns



sorry



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BookOwl
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Math puns

(√-1)(2^3)Σπ
(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

who needs signatures
goldfish678
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Math puns

I remember that from someone's siggy too
-Io-
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Math puns



goldfish678 wrote:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
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liam48D wrote:

… there's just not enough time for that.

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goldfish678
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Math puns

-Io- wrote:

goldfish678 wrote:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
3i
3 eye
Yup.
PullJosh
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Math puns

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

Base 10 is the best number system.
BookOwl
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Math puns

Here's a good one:
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me wanna cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

– “Mandelbrot Set” by Jonathan Coulton

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comp09
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Math puns

PullJosh wrote:

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
“Math is #1!” Number one.



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liam48D
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-Io- wrote:

liam48D wrote:

… there's just not enough time for that.
http://i.cubeupload.com/fzEIPj.png
[/offtopic]
I keep seeing people put little to no time into the songs, though.. time, time again..

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MegaApuTurkUltra
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Math puns

comp09 wrote:

PullJosh wrote:

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
“Math is #1!” Number one.
Somebody didn't get the /s

$(".box-head")[0].textContent = "committing AT crimes since $whenever"
master_tolkien
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What is PA + PN + LA + LN? It's a (P+L)(A+N) that's been foiled.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

SCRRRRRRAAAAAAYYYYYTTTTCCHHHHH…

Swift, computer architecture, hippos.


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LP_Play
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Math puns

Pi are circle, not square…

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