goldfish678

I figured this would fit best in the ATs.

Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?

I'll start:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

Sorry if this is unfitting

technoboy10

Don't you think this topic is a little… derivative?
sorrynotsorry

TheMonsterOfTheDeep

My teacher told me that the area of the circle is pi r squared.

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!

liam48D

I thought I'd post some time related puns, but I can't seem to think of any this time

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

Gaza101

Why was the Canadian hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A.

MegaApuTurkUltra

Don't drink and derive, guys

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

bobbybee

(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

Firedrake969

bobbybee wrote:

(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..
Those who will read the joke in
binary
trinary
quaternary
base-5
base-6
base-7
base-8

base-N

comp09



sorry

BookOwl

(√-1)(2^3)Σπ
(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

goldfish678

I remember that from someone's siggy too

-Io-



goldfish678 wrote:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
3i
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liam48D wrote:

… there's just not enough time for that.

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goldfish678

-Io- wrote:

goldfish678 wrote:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?
3i
3 eye
Yup.

PullJosh

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

BookOwl

Here's a good one:
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set
The Sierpinski Gasket makes me wanna cry
And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings
On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

– “Mandelbrot Set” by Jonathan Coulton

comp09

PullJosh wrote:

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
“Math is #1!” Number one.

liam48D

-Io- wrote:

liam48D wrote:

… there's just not enough time for that.
http://i.cubeupload.com/fzEIPj.png
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I keep seeing people put little to no time into the songs, though.. time, time again..

MegaApuTurkUltra

comp09 wrote:

PullJosh wrote:

comp09 wrote:



sorry
Math is hashtag one factorial?
I don't get it…

Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs
“Math is #1!” Number one.
Somebody didn't get the /s

master_tolkien

What is PA + PN + LA + LN? It's a (P+L)(A+N) that's been foiled.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

LP_Play

Pi are circle, not square…