I figured this would fit best in the ATs.

Like the topic about funniest code, what are some funny math answers we can think of?

I'll start:

Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

Sorry if this is unfitting

# technoboy10

Don't you think this topic is a little… derivative?

sorrynotsorry

sorrynotsorry

# TheMonsterOfTheDeep

My teacher told me that the area of the circle is pi r squared.

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!

Now clearly this is wrong: pie are not square!

# liam48D

I thought I'd post some time related puns, but I can't seem to think of any this time

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

..That was bad. Sorry. Don't expect me to respond every time you comment on that, there's just not enough time for that.

# Gaza101

Why was the Canadian hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Because 7 8 9 A.

# MegaApuTurkUltra

Don't drink and derive, guys

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

(because calculus puns are integral to every math puns thread)

# bobbybee

(baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

# Firedrake969

Those who will read the joke in (baseically the same joke as everyone else) There are 10 kinds of people in the world..

binary

trinary

quaternary

base-5

base-6

base-7

base-8

…

base-N

# comp09

sorry

# BookOwl

(√-1)(2^3)Σπ

(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

(That was somebody's siggy, but I can't remember who)

# goldfish678

I remember that from someone's siggy too

# -Io-

3i Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

3 eye

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… there's just not enough time for that.

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# goldfish678

Yup.3i Can you figure out why the square root of negative 9 is illuminati confirmed?

3 eye

# PullJosh

Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

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Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

# BookOwl

Here's a good one:

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician

Every one of them a splinter in my eye

I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve

I fear the Cantor Ternary Set

The Sierpinski Gasket makes me wanna cry

And a million miles away a butterfly flapped its wings

On a cold November day a man named Benoit Mandelbrot was born

– “Mandelbrot Set” by Jonathan Coulton

# comp09

“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

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Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

# liam48D

I keep seeing people put little to no time into the songs, though.. time, time again..… there's just not enough time for that.http://i.cubeupload.com/fzEIPj.png

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# MegaApuTurkUltra

Somebody didn't get the /s“Math is #1!” Number one.Math is hashtag one factorial?

sorry

I don't get it…

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Some good(?) ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQWtGm3eIs

# master_tolkien

What is PA + PN + LA + LN? It's a (P+L)(A+N) that's been foiled.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

Never argue with a 90˚ angle. It's always right.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even to statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line.

# LP_Play

Pi are circle, not square…